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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Cheese Nipples





We just recently got back from the beach- we went with some friends and had a blast. For those of you who know Mason you know that he's not all that excited about doing anything remotely scary. By the end of the trip he was in the water with his floaties (which is HUGE) and we got him in swim lessons the week we got back which he loved. I never thought I would see the day.
Got one story..
So we were up in his room the other day getting dressed and while checking out his own chest, he asked.. "Mommy, does Daddy have boobies?" In the back of my head I was thinking "if your daddy had boobies he would never leave his room", but instead I responded with "No, only mommies have boobies". He then pointed at his chest and said, "Yes he does.. he has these.. what are they called?" to which I responded "those are called nipples." Looking back at me like a light went off in his head he said "OOOhhh... just like a mouse nipples on cheese." I can't make this stuff up...

10 Comments:

  • At 10:21 PM, Blogger Bridget said…

    The nipples thing is cracknig me up! I am so proud of him swimming! That is HUGE!

     
  • At 9:16 AM, Blogger Mother of the Year said…

    Jon Thomas still calls them nickles. At least I'm not in danger of animals eating them.

    Would Kevin not leave the room from embarrassment or because he would be so occupied?

     
  • At 9:24 AM, Blogger Amber said…

    please carrie.. have you ever met kevin? boobs are the reason he gets out of bed in the morning.. its really a sad irony in life that his wife has none.

     
  • At 9:57 AM, Blogger Jennifer said…

    Too funny!! Congrats to Mason on the swimming. It's great to have a reason to get out of bed in the morning, if boobs work for Kevin then good for him!!!

     
  • At 12:27 PM, Blogger mk said…

    Hooray for Mason!! How did Kendall like the water?

    As for Kevin...I guess everyone needs a reason to get out of bed - whatever it takes.

     
  • At 5:33 PM, Blogger amy said…

    i am about to wet my pants laughing, not only at the post, but then about kevin & boobies/nipples. i have not dared to say either word to trip b/c he is so verbal to everyone he meets. he only knows the whole thing as a "chest". soon enough, he'll learn the truth. matter of fact, he just walked in & said, "what is so funny?". i couldn't tell him. poor kevin! bet he really loved the preggo boobs!

    quinn is my cautious child. it took us at least 20 minutes to get him into the pool water on our vacation... coming in the water one step at a time.

     
  • At 11:42 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    I'm so proud of Mason- I of all people know what he goes thru. Good Job! I recently took Jonathan to the pool and it took an hour to get him off the step.

    poor Kev- Jeff loves them too, but mine are smaller than yours. Poor mayfield son-in-laws.

     
  • At 12:27 PM, Blogger Rebecca Millwood said…

    poor mayfield son-in-laws nothing

    my jugs are huge :)

     
  • At 5:25 PM, Blogger amy said…

    i wouldn't say HUGE.... :0)

     
  • At 8:49 AM, Blogger Ms. Um... said…

    the mayfield son is in luck though ...he just has to go down near my belly button to enjoy them :)

     

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